asshole grease

the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.

Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)

by Mfountasia December 8, 2011

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

gefälschtewut

A fake German word to express the fake outrage generated on the internet from a minor infraction of the person's unwritten code of conduct.

Your gefälschtewut on my failure to use your made-up words is haighly amusing.

by HonourValour October 31, 2016

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018

Grease schmole

A grease schmole is a person who is very greasy

Mathew looks like a grease schmole today

by Greasy schmole May 22, 2020

Grease

Fucking nasty; gross

You smell grease.

by Bozoonie November 28, 2021

Shit Grease

The lubricant film around the shit

i got a little shit grease on my finger and wiped it in wops sandwich

by T.O.F October 15, 2008