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Glorified Gooch

A "glorified gooch" is the perfect term for those who waste their time insulting King Zetsu, only to reveal how pathetic and irrelevant they really are. It’s a title reserved for individuals who think they’re clever but end up exposing themselves as nothing more than embarrassing background noise in the greatness of Zetsu’s shadow.
"Did you see that clown trying to roast King Zetsu in chat? Total glorified gooch behavior—just embarrassing themselves for no reason."
by nobangu November 29, 2024
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Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).
Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.
by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025
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Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.
I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.
by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025
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Gooch Gobler

Someone that aggressively licks the taint
All the girls say nick seester is a gooch gobler
by ShlankDaddy20 February 11, 2020
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gooch

A scuff or large mark on previously shined boots caused by someone else stepping on them.
Front rank: sorry for gooching your boots
Rear rank: you ruined my shine, man
by evilmilk June 29, 2025
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Gooch

The area of skin between your ballsack and butthole.
Tickle my Gooch until it chafes
by Funny3 April 19, 2024
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gooch

Gooch is the area in between the sack and your butt. Sometimes a lot of people get really sweaty there.
My gooch hurts like crazy
by norrikane May 14, 2024
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