Crossfit goggles 

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

Crossfit goggles by CFLT July 30, 2013

israeli night goggles 

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex

She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles

israeli night goggles by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007

acid goggles 

like sitting on a rainbow

man! with these acid goggles, i get it! taste the rainbow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....skittles

acid goggles by mescalandguy July 21, 2011

asian goggles 

when a man puts his balls over somebody's eyes.

brighton denison gave a man asian goggles.

asian goggles by brighton denison January 21, 2010

Polish goggles

Man puts scrotum on top of persons eyes. The reciveing person blinks.

My bitch just gave me Polish googles

Polish goggles by Rommel May 21, 2004

cod4 Goggles 

To have a Call of Duty feeling in real life.

(WARNING:Do not act on this feelings or could result in death of friends, family, or just some innocent bystandard.)

Oh my god, those people across the field don't have names above their heads. Must...KILL...
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(cod4 goggles)

cod4 Goggles by xXGODLESSNESSXx May 19, 2008

Wii Goggles 

What you must have on in order to accept the fact that the most popular and most fun game console to play today has inferior graphics when compared to its competitors (PS3, XBox 360 and yes, they are even inferior to the 8 year old PS2.)

Hey, how is the new Tiger Woods 09 for Wii?

Ehh, its pretty fun as long as you've got your Wii goggles on.

Wii Goggles by Jumpincat82 October 18, 2008