FUCKTARD

People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.

He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.

I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!

by The Klover December 10, 2023

Fucktard

word used to describe a person or friend who has done something wrong

Give me back my Lunch money you Fucktard; said Jimmy to his Mom

by UrbanMasterDictionary May 10, 2018

Fucktard

A retarded person

“Your such a fucktard!”

by Fucktard65 January 18, 2018

fucktard

One that is so ginormously fucking stupid that the only way to refer to their intellectual capacity is with a word that ascends the average retard.

Roger is such a fucktard! He told the teacher he cheated on the test AFTER he passed the class.

by Icarusburns July 27, 2021

[Fucktard]

Someone who doesn't understand what they are being told to, while in bed. "i dont no what guys u've hooked up with but thats like impossible"

hahahahha and last time i tried hes all uhhh how do i do thattt
lol... fucktard.

by Andrew Ble January 5, 2009

fucktard

a common title given to a truly, incredibly, astoundingly fucking ape

"Caboose, you team killing fucktard!"

by HELLO SPACE CADETS!! December 31, 2014

fucktard

A toxic person you will meet some point in your life.

jaf: u trash kid, 1+1 is 19

some guy: nah man, u a fucktard

by 25465 February 23, 2020