french lisp

An oral sex maneuver that requires the giver to spread their tongue as large as possible by pressing it against the lower lip and teeth, thereby increasing the surface area of the tongue to provide maximum genital coverage.

I went in to give her the french lisp, and that pussy was so tight I licked her leg to leg!

by Poonberry Associates October 4, 2013

French Giraffe

The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.

You french giraffe

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019

french silk

The excess Saliva after you seperate from making out that's left on both people's lips.

She kisses so sloppy she always leaves french silk.

by MeHoff Jack MeHoff February 8, 2017

French Toasted

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed

Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

by AsianSensationLigma November 19, 2021

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010

French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

French Brake

Car horn. Often utilized by Europeans in lieu of the actual brake.

I had the right-of-way, but the jackass used his french brake, cut me off, and nearly plowed right into me.

by sanshokubento April 22, 2011