An individual who wears a flat peak\brim type baseball hat and exhibits characteristics associated with the type of person who wears this style of hat. Usually has a sleeve tattoo and Monster energy or Metal Mulisha stickers on their car. They are a sub-species of the type of human known in Australia and NZ as a "bogan" or in the U.K as a "chav". Can often be seen vaping and driving Subaru WRX's.
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This term is most frequently used to describe a female who was not blessed in the chest or booty region. In other words, the individual which this terminology had been used against most likely had a "flat" chest and/or butt.
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