uni-felcher

One who felches themselves

jaay is the one and only uni-felcher

by v August 31, 2003

Dry Feltching

The Act of sucking poo out of a partners anus without any other lubricants involved

"Dry Feltching feels great"

by jok69 September 17, 2011

felcher

Someone who places a half comatose small furry creature, like a mouse, in a plastic bad and then inserts it in their anus. As the mouse awakes it will start to move around; thereby pleasuring the felcher.

An Officer and a Gentleman could never be a felcher

by Mr Ray May 5, 2005

felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

feltch

What jaynd does.

"P.S. I will feltch for pocket change... "
-jaynd

by thisismyacct October 20, 2008

felcha

it involves 2 gay guys one puts his dick up his ass then cums up his ass and then sucks it out with a straw.

Gay Couple

by Lee May 24, 2004

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016