farmers daughter

Slang for a quarter of an ounce

henry today?
no, better make it a farmers daughter

by deadwood August 1, 2003

farmer

Mid-western slang used to replace the F word. Most notable in the expression "melon-farmer." Similar to frick.

Jim came over to my place last night and drank all my beer, what a farmer.

by a.hack October 16, 2009

chinese gold farmer

Originates from World of Warcraft, since people in China have like 8 people on one account, and they cant read the english in the game, they just mine gold for some reason, so everytime someone is found mining gold they are called a chinese gold farmer.

Anyone who automatically accepts anything with yes, is also a chinese gold farmer.

1.Shiet d00d that l@@K at that chinese gold farmer over der!

2.D00d inv1te that chinese gold farmer to our guild he will accpet no matter what!

by Andrew R April 22, 2005

farmers' market

(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.

Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!

by Sean Buford and Shane Cooter January 7, 2009

Banana Farmer

1. A dumb ass fruit cake

2. Someone who farms bananas
- Banana: a fruit or male genitalia
- Farmer: Someone who raises bananas, causes bananas to grow, or harvests bananas for their own oral pleasure.

"Eddie is such a banana farmer... he says the dumbest things"

by Shaguar&Z00m October 31, 2004

farker

The term "Fark" as used to replace the word "fuck" in forums that frowned up the use of curse words was a long time before anyone decided to name a news blog with the term. Drew Curtis, as brilliant as the individuals who support his web site may think he is, openly states this as the reason for naming his site that in the first place which might I add was originaly a URL that went to a picture of a squirrel with enlarged testicles.
In closing, I simply don't think that a word should be given an alternate meaning simply on the whim of a few bloggers looking for wider recognition and more page hits for their favorite web masters limited liability corporation.

by camarugala October 20, 2003

farmer

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting

Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.

by SrishtiRulesTheWorld February 25, 2009