Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018

Evan

Evan... is a cunt, legit only wants attention from everyone all the time.
And looks like a bobble head,
plus fat as a cow/and tries to always be the best.

Girl 1: That guy is a cunt.
Girl 2: Must be Evan

by Evan is a cunt June 17, 2018

Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.

"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."

by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018

Evan Rachel Wood

A beautiful talented actress that gets a bad reputation from fans of her washed up ex boyfriend Marilyn Manson. After reading some other definitions on here, who have said she "acts too straight to be Bi".... What does that even mean ? No one can define anothers sexuality or call it into question.
. Her ability to believably change affect mid-scene is stellar !

Have you seen Evan Rachel Wood in Westworld ? Shes so good.

by K.P. Wild June 29, 2022

Evan

A black Mexican that know how to have a great time and party till he drop

Evan has the most amazing style got them homies got bomb hair 😂 and also the black speedy Gonzalez he is the most romantic he never will leave his girl and he will love her for ever he is like fresher than yo daddy and also boss and he told to tell u all WYMN(Why You Mad NIGGGA!!!!!!!!!

by ✌🚬🔫🔥Firedoe7644 March 19, 2015

Evan

Definition #1(adj.)
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.

Definition #2(n.)

Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum

Ex #1: You are very Evan. Stop licking the stairs you retarded cunt.

Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch

by Nigger bee October 3, 2016

Evan

A Raging Stump

Man did you see him with those guys, what an Evan.

by thecooler August 21, 2008