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evandalism

Vandalizing public property, from a bridge to something as petty as a road sign. Extremists will scrawl an evangelistic message, for example "Jesus Saves" or "I love Christ", usually done in graffiti form using spray paint.
Meant to look charming and obedient to 'god, it's really only a childish shout, an attempt to shame people who do not believe in their god.
There are people out there that spring out of bed early in the morning, not to work or improve their life... but with an agenda to indoctrinate as many other people they can to their nutty club house.
"Some tweaker has evandalized the road signs."

"Evandalism is much more common in cities where people just enjoy being human."
by BluntHonesty December 26, 2015
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Evan

a man with smol pp and that could be much older and have the mental age of a 4 year old and the attention span of a fly.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.
store clerk guy- hello sir, is this all?
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*
by i sit on babies May 9, 2020
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Evan

A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.
Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny!

Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!

Girl 1: oh... :(
by Dani Cali August 16, 2011
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A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.
by Dee-Bo December 26, 2009
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Evan James Tucker

This is the name of god. Evan James Tuckers are probobly the most saught after men on earth. They have milfs for mothers, and NICE BUTTS. Pinch em, they won't mind;) They're normally very musically talented and definately the best friends you can ever make! They'll wear chick bracelets for their best friend. No lie. Hazaah for Evans!(:
Chick: I'm praying.
Dude: To God?
Chick: No way! To Evan James Tucker.
by OhhMyAshnitz(: May 20, 2010
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Evan

Evan is a skinny cunto that goes to all the arsenal games
Arsenal : Evan! You coming to the game tonight.
Evan : of course, a wouldn't miss a game for the world.
by Cool guy 753 March 15, 2017
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Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat
Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.
by ,amjnagvaqcd February 10, 2018
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