bug eyed cum nugget

Nicholas Martin Tuck!!!!
am a bug eyed cum nugget.

You stupid bug eyed cum nugget

by glippy flippy September 07, 2014

Beaty Eyed Pig-Man

a fat kid resembling a pig. about age 16, he has very small, closely spaced eyes, hence the name. Pale skin, large man boobies, he pulls on his shirt to try to cover them to the point where the neck of his shirt is strecthed.

Holy shit, look at the neck on Beaty Eyed Pig-Man's shirt, its all strecthed out!

by NYNYNYNY May 17, 2007

Bug-eyed grave digger

A googly eyed motherfucker up to no good.

Little Tommy's sneaking around like a bug-eyed grave digger.

by Weaselwarrior October 23, 2019

cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups

The worst insult you can give to a girl that has given you the worst head ever.

You give head so bad youre like a cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups!

by Daniel March 23, 2005

green eyed monster

A term used to describe jealousy.
origin is from Othello

Jan was bitten by the green eyed monster when she saw Jill with David.

by Brian M White November 22, 2007

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff March 21, 2005

one eyed monster worm

a very large gnarly cock

little timmy used his one eyed monster worm to plow a furrow in little suzy's back pasture

by merryprankster1963 March 10, 2007