sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

dumpster traffic

A line up to a dumpster.

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."

by throw January 26, 2008

dumpster wound

A skeezy girl's vagina.

I'm afraid I contracted syphilis from partaking in Sheila's dumpster wound.

by Charlotte Bronte the II February 23, 2011

Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012

dumpster hotdog

A sexual act : To receive oral sex immediately after administering rough anal sex.

buddy: did you get some last night?

bro: hell yea ... that girl was freaky!

buddy: How freaky was she?!

bro: She was so freaky she let me feed her the dumpster hotdog !

by neocidal December 5, 2012

Dumpster Fudge

A homeless person's fecal discharge that is later found by an unassuming secondary party in a trash receptacle.

Friend 1: "Try that fudge. It's good, but I didn't expect the corn and peanuts to go well together."

Friend 2: "No way, man. I'm not trying dumpster fudge ever again."

by Dan the shrubber May 24, 2016