Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

by killer jr October 23, 2008

lame duck

an elected official whose term in office has not yet expired, but who has not been re-elected

Since he lost the last election, Senator Blowhard will be a lame duck until his opponent is sworn in.

by Silverhill September 8, 2005

rutty duck

When one if finished with fucking a poopy asshole he chooses not to clean off his penis, instead he puts his poop covered dick back into his pants for the rest of the day.

Dude i justed fucked sharmayne in the ass.

Dude i can smell ur rutty duck from here, clean it up

by dfgdfg October 18, 2007

Duchess

Is a royal bitch and or pussy

Sammy: What up?

Ronald: Fuck you Duchess

by Ranch Face May 30, 2011

duck butter

The combination of sweat from the ballsac and anus that creates a buttery film on the grundle and butthole. occuring usually from an unwashed scrotum creating a smelly odor that worsens in thickness and odor by the minute. Also known as DB or Deeb.

Bobby rubbed his deeb all over his roommates pillows.
I have some killa DB today!

by MR DB aka the DeebMan May 14, 2004

ugly duckling syndrome

When a person who used to be somewhat awkward and not attractive, though not necessarily unattractive, becomes extremely beautiful. Because this person used to be unattractive, bitter and jealous people assume they are emotionally damaged and scarred. Hence, they believe the aforementioned beauty is mentally demented, while they themselves are sympathetically retarded.

Ugly Duckling Syndrome is an excuse to undermine the physical and inner attractiveness of a blossomed beauty.

"Wow! That girl used to be really awkward! What happened! I'm sure she MUST have done some kind of plastic surgery to get that face. I guess she's really insecure then, and she probably has ugly duckling syndrome."

"No you dipshit, she just went through puberty."

by Mr. Lipshitz June 14, 2009

ducky

Object that makes your bath time so much fun.

Person who does the above.

Rubber Ducky, Your the One,
You Make My Bath Time So Much Fun

Wanna Be My Ducky?

by Bunny69 October 9, 2005