like a dolphin

to describe anything at all that does not include something a dolphin would do

"dude, i just got laid"
"oh man thats awesome.... LIKE A DOLPHIN!"

by f-tang, and lewychewy March 3, 2011

dolphin

he's a hater bitch, generally hating in jades vibe and probably smells like cool ranch doritos (ngl that smells yum) but anyways he's 5'0"

jade: hey guys :)
dolphin: actually i saw the words "hey guys :)" under a reddit thread in 2017 you're not original

by jadethebabe February 9, 2022

DOLPHIN

A vagina.

I cant wait to ride your 🐬(dolphin.)

by SATASHINAKAMOTOBOAT July 29, 2021

Flogin the dolphin

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

by Vip member November 25, 2014

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making

Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009

Dolphined

Getting dolphined is the event in which someone intentionally pokes the hood of your sweatshirt inside out in order to make it resemble the fin of a dolphin. This is generally done in schools and without the victims knowledge, as part of the fun is waiting until they realize they’ve been dolphined.

I just dolphined Jeff’s hood! Let’s see how long it takes for him to notice.

by dankdude November 30, 2023