Jump the Dolphin

A situation that appears to have gone downhill, only to redeem itself and possibly surpass its former glory.

Rachel: The TV show Lost seemed to jump the shark during the writers' strike.

Chris: No, it was a jump the dolphin situation. Have you seen season 6?

by taxicab224 May 9, 2011

Dirty Dolphin

Using a paralytic, paralyze your significant other while going to doggy style. She will need to be breathed for causing you to use a bag valve mask while doing the dirty. Causing a dolphin like noise.

Man I totally Dirty Dolphined my girl last night, felt like I was freeing Willy!

by 2a_medic August 21, 2018

Dolphin Show

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.

While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."

by InstantRamen February 9, 2010

land dolphin

Another word for a person with a voicebox.

I'm tired of listening to the fucking land dolphin cough. It sounds like a wolf-whistle.

by MoTussinMoTussin November 1, 2010

Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.

They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...

by leukippos October 5, 2011

Dolphin

Common "Code Word" for weed, or mary jane.

One might say "Hey bud, pass me some of that dolphin"

by billy zyler September 27, 2009

dolphinganger

A a uncircumcised shlong.

Girl #1."Yeah so we hooked up and guess What he had a dolphinganger!" Girl #2. " "LOL TMI! Haha! Your a dolphinganger!"

by Mr.Knickerbockers March 25, 2025