Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017

Head Darty

The act of giving head at a party which occurs during the day.

Sally gave Elmer really good Head Darty earlier this afternoon.

by BigScone69 April 18, 2018

ska dert

To leave quickly.

“I’m running late! I’ve got to ska dert!”

by Skadertter84 June 13, 2018

Homework Derby

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)

People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.

by Svifias March 10, 2019

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021