David

David or "Dave" is a proper noun meaning "thebombdigity." David is the smartest person you will ever meet and will become a millionaire if he isn't already. If you ever meet a David that some people call Dave... you're in for a "whole new world."

David is the most intellectually sound human being in the universe.

I met David the other day and it was the greatest day of my life.

by K1ngKe1th March 6, 2017

Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

David tennant

Big dick energy. masturbates over old pics of Tom Baker. Do not accept an invitation into this mans time machine. Little children beware

Oh dear someone’s been been David tennanted

by Daitennant#1fan August 7, 2019

Harley Davidson

The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower

Wow that Harley Davidson is as loud as a semi, too bad it doesn't have the horsepower to get itself up that hill!

by CrotchRocketer May 29, 2009

Hardley Davidson

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.

hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.

by Coco apple October 18, 2008

daveyon

Daveyon is known as a goal achiever and will be a great successful person in the future. He has his ways with girls with his gorgeous eyes and his style in clothing. The girl that has his him, is lucky. Sex, money, loyalty, and education is phenonmenal

Daveyon is the definition of greatness

by Timeer December 20, 2016