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dayting

when people are dating but breaking up and getting back together every other day, therefore dating in and out of days, resulting in dayting
Person 1:Evie dumped fred three days ago, and fred dumped evie yesterday
Person 2: so, they're dayting?
Person 1: yep!
Person 2: they'll be back together tomorrow?
Person 1: mhmm
by emoninja June 8, 2007
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e-dating

Voluntaringly cucking yourself from having a tangible relationship in the real word, and instead claiming this internet person as "yours" while you're not able to reach out and touch their face.

Although there are exceptions, e-dating is going to fail, and is a gateway to depression.

Most people that e-date are:
a) Lonely virgins with no friends
b) Sad young adults usually 18-23
c) Fake depressed 13-17 year olds that listen to sad music like lil peep and xxxtentacion

While e-dating many people are going to have "cyber sex".
Cyber sex is basically sex through the internet and you're just looking at the other person through a screen, usually through discord, and vice versa, whilst both of you are naked. That's just sad.
Person 1: I am e-dating this girl online and last night we had sex!
Person 2: Oh wow dude that's amazing!
Normal person: Your life is extremely sad
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Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Dashing Dyke

1) A British lash who is or acts like a faggot.
Oh my! That dashing dyke just consumed the last of our scones!
by xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD January 18, 2011
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Darting

V. the act of pushing one's tongue into the mouth of another quickly and pulling right out.
Outside the theater, he kept darting his tongue into my mouth.
by poopyshoe18 May 13, 2018
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Crotch Dusting

The act of lining up and pressing the anus up with the opening of the vagina and passing gas. The Gas enters the vagina as a fart but exits as a quiff.
Guy 1 - "I got away with crotch dusting some broad last night.."
Guy 2 - "Diiiiiirty"
by nineninenine January 13, 2010
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Finger Dashing

When a male offers a female a finger dash, he is referring to inserting his finger into her vaginal hole, and vibrating very thoroughly, while also making the sound of a bee. (Bzzzz) This is to cause an erotic effect. The male is wearing a costume of a bee at this point, this increases the overall intensity of the action.
Alex don't finger dash patsy right now, i'm trying to play Runescape and Skyrim and Feed the Beast, This is seriously getting out of hand
Chris was pretty hench, he enjoys finger dashing lots of women.
Jamie was not very hench, at one point he decided he'd like to finger dash a woman, however no one wanted him to.
Alex wishes he could fingerdash that girl.
by phonicsdude August 20, 2013
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