stiff daddy

A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan

Jay is such a stiff daddy.
No I'm not
Yes you are you fucking hippo hinge man

by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019

memey daddy

the father of all meme daddy

also known as "god"

come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018

daddy dice

The best daddy there is, he's always too hot even when he doesn't mean to be ;-)

Daddy Dice is the best person in the whole universe

Ground me, Daddy Dice

by notgambling January 14, 2018

paddy and daddy

a really bad gay porn show where the main character (Paddy) has sex with his daddy. the show has been filmed in one day and sometimes there are special guest called honey. some times the uncle joins in on the fun. it is a kids show and should be watched by all ages. Make sure you watch the show there is a new episode every week. HAVE FUN :)

yess paddy and daddy it is my favourite kids show

by mesgrez April 3, 2020

Lovely daddy

Apparently weirdo's daddy from 11 years.
Weirdo is a sussy baka for "lovely daddy."

Weirdo and lovely daddy are sus af

by Weirdo loves bread July 23, 2021

Mecha Daddy

Only thing stronger then your Daddy and James Jackson's final form.

"My Dad would beat up your Dad.."
"Well my Mecha Daddy has shoulder mounted missile launchers and will leave your Dad eviscerated"

by JaceKnowerOfAllThings May 13, 2019

Daddy's Butter

A term used to refer to Nutella that you don't want your kids to eat so you can have it all.

Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.

by MM406 November 27, 2016