crockery

"Crockery" is a middle eastern derived slang referring to the "entity of" cutlery and dishware combined in a unique gift pack. "Crockery" can be given to a bachelor by an older man only if the intention of the crockery is to aid the bachelor in engaging in carnal knowledge with a female who is capable of staining the bachelor's housewares.

Daniel used his new "crockery" to entice his female companion into allowing him to apply a "warhammer" with the purposes of staining his housewares.

by Darrin Pulver December 17, 2004

Crocodile hunter

a person that must rummage through untrimmed pubic hair (bush) to find their partner's genitals.

Hey baby you need to shave that bush because I ain't no crocodile hunter!

by blvdz October 16, 2008

crocaine

A commonly used term in the South Australian gaming community which is used to refer to a socially incoherent virgin/freak/paedofile, who does not leave the basement of the family home, living and manifesting in their own semenal produce, with the inent of having anybody who comes onto a server and uses profane language banned.

"man, I got banned from node servers for calling that crocaine a faggot"

by Big Homey July 16, 2008

crocodillahippohydroheffapig

a very unattractive female. Eg, FUGLY: fuck ugly

My god! that girl last night was such a crocodillahippohydroheffapig, it was unreal!!!!!

by busterbrown September 12, 2006

crocodile slide

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it

'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'

by tara February 22, 2004

crockfetish

term used to describe retarded information.

thomas: according to newtons laws of physics, math and science is all myths

billly: thats a bunch of crockfetish

by boobs March 21, 2005

Crochity

To be upset, its worse than being butt hurt or booty tickled.

last night, i made this girl so crochity, she was crying.

by ciah_13 July 7, 2010