crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

crack spackle by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

crack germs 

A slimy substance which can not only be found at any time of the month but for females during the week of torture and pain aka their period. When crack germs be mixed with period blood, bad shit be goin' down.

Heelll no I ain't chipping off yo brack germs wit ma teeth, i could get a disease!

Wow, ur crack germs and period blood combination sure does smell like a rotten carcus on a hot summer day..

Sista: Hey bro, wanna go swimming?
Brotha: Helll no sis, yo crack germs and period blood be attracting some big ass sharks!

Sista: Hey bro, wanna go for a midnight stroll in the dark woods?
Brotha: Helll no woman, yo deadly combination of crack germs and period blood gon' be attracting da bears around herre! I can smell your cunt from here lil sis!

crack germs by CREW February 3, 2005

crack my back right 

a term used when talking about an individual being good at sex.

"Ben isn't really appealing to the eye but he sure knows how to crack my back right " said Sally

crack my back right by igotyourback March 16, 2016

crack-a-lackin' 

Synonymous with the commonly used phrase, "What's up"? Used by one who is looking to find an agenda of recent events.

The phrase "What's crack-a-lackin'?" originated in ghettos, and was used by thugs and gangsters to find out the news about any recent crimes committed in the area ('crack-a-lack' is derived from sound a gun makes when fired).

Guy 1: "Ay yo Tito, what's crack-a-lackin'?"

Guy 2: "Nothin my nig, but I heard that JoJo got whacked last night at da club."

Guy 1: "Fo real yo? I heard they was poppin' off, but I ain't know JoJo was whilin like that!"

crack-a-lackin' by Britttttttt August 26, 2006

crack dealer 

1. One who sells crack for a living or just to "cop" hot gear and new Jordans. In most "hoods", this type of dealer is called a "fly bumb ass nigga". Fly, expressing their gear (nice clothing) and bumb ass nigga meaning... well, a bumb ass nigger.
2. Predominantly an African American occupation. This particular species tends to sell to their own kind (see self anialation).
3. What 98% of rappers claim to be but in all honesty have never even stepped on a street corner other than to wait for mommy to pick them up from private school.

1. Rakim: Yo son! did you see Raheems new Jordans?
Dasheen: Yeh yo, dem shits iz hot son. i think dat nigga is pushin crack son. How else is someone gonna afford a hunnid dolla pair of sneakas?

2. Officer 1: "we're looking for a crack dealer to bust"
Officer 2: "Look at that nigger! He's about 4 foot 9 to about 6 foot 6, weighing anywhere from 100 to 300 pounds, and he's wearing Jordans! We got him!"

crack dealer by Reynaldo P. January 19, 2006

crack a window 

Open up a window (or a door) just a little bit to let some air inside

Could you crack a window? I think Gene is losing it. He's gonna faint any minute now

crack a window by OboeCrack June 16, 2014

Crack Party 

A party in which crack-cocaine is distributed and everyone ends up thinking that they are black

Yo i was at this mad crack party last week son, it was the shit, i was high toppin it and all of a sudden i looked down and my dick was seventeen inches long!!!

Crack Party by solidbrotha October 15, 2004