A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe
by TheFairyQueen December 29, 2016
A term used when someone is wearing really ugly pants. Referring to a Grandma's ugly couch, a person may say who shot the couch? Indicating that that person is wearing ugly pants. Who shot the couch can be used in many other ways. For example: Nice shirt, who shot the couch? and many more ways to express ugly things.
by PPL. (: November 10, 2011
The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009
by anon21123 April 28, 2010
A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.
"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
by G Basic June 10, 2004
by Dave June 28, 2004
Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).
He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
by stellarghayvodka March 20, 2021