by OfficialGooseStudios November 21, 2023
Get the Pest controlmug. A Rager party that is limited to the amount of people due to the person throwing down not wanting to have the rager get out of hand. However, it is still an awesome rager party
by red123451 July 28, 2011
Get the Controlled Ragermug. The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2020
Get the Animal controlmug. Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the thumb-drive controlmug. To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
Get the Jacksonville Birth Controlmug. Right but I didn't have to LEARN self control because I'm not a fucking retard, yeah? I was able to do drugs and drink without becoming addicted and I was able to quit without "giving myself to Jesus because my wife left me" because I'm not existentially weak.
Hym "Hey, you know how many steps it took me to stop doing drugs? 1. I just did it as a whim. The same way I became the greatest mind and writer in the history of humanity. That's called 'self control.' I didn't have to LEARN that. I can just DO that because I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2023
Get the Self controlmug. A financial or corporate controller who is so anal about every fine detail of accounting whether for their publicly traded company or their own grocery shopping list.
That guy is surely a controller's controller... He told the board about an accounting error made back in 2015 during the 2020 board meeting. He also is known to triple check his grocery receipt and cannot go one mile over 3,000 without an oil change. That guy is a controller's controller!
by PaymeNOW January 16, 2021
Get the controller's controllermug.