confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

convection erection

Pulling a turkey out of the oven and fucking it

Yeah i was at my family’s thanksgiving and got a huge convection erection thinking about last year but with grandma having passed only yesterday i quickly got soft.

by ZynFlynn69 August 23, 2023

Confectionately

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text

Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi

by Confectionate Chef September 9, 2023

Conlection

A fancy word that I made up and it means congressman involved in an election

yo dude this congressman is conlection
What the fuck is conlection?

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023

Confaction

Ricci is a Homo

Have you heard of that confaction?

by FLik a Bik October 20, 2008

colonnection

1. A shitty connection with regards to online games/work/lagging porn

2. Charlie and his Chocolate Factory

1. Werner: "Man, I would have totally made level 70/finished that proposal/seen that babe's boobies if it weren't for the damned colonnection!!"

2. Roné: "I wonder what's the connection between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.."
Greta: "It's a colonnection. It's when someone goes from being a bum to being the shit thanks to a Willy."

by prinses May 26, 2010

concoction shot

A shot of alcohol consisting of the combined remaining drops of various seemingly empty alcoholic bottles, containers and cans which include but are not limited to hard liquor, wine, beer, sake or even NyQuil.

We completely ran out of alcohol late last night but Bob needed his fix so bad he took all the empty bottles made a concoction shot with whatever drops were left. What a pathetic lush.

by FloorBageo May 15, 2014