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Computeritous

A disease discovered by Darren Walsh where his subject Lee Nolan couldn’t stop playing computer games. He named it computeritous.
Lee Nolan and his Playstation. Lee has gone through 12 Playstations an 9 Playstation2. One set on fire after 67 hours play.
by Dr Vonbarren February 20, 2003
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computzerdry

Almost supernatural acts done on computers. (From root words "computer" and "wizardry".)
She managed to recover my entire hard drive after my son stuck his horseshoe magnet on it! She must have amazing powers of computzerdry!
by Ian Jay August 26, 2005
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computerphobic

A computerphobic is a person below a stonager on the computer competence rating scale. They are mortified that they might push the wrong "button" and blow a smoke ring.
My brother is a total computerphobic. He thinks that if you go on the internet, you become deluged with a boatload of spamporn.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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computech

a computer presently updated with the highest technical abilities.
This computer is so computechnical that it should be in the military.

Bill's computer is so computechnical that he should just design the ultimate software.
by Feolthanos April 6, 2008
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computvajia

The act in when you are having lame sex and you want to spice it up. So you go take you computer and you shove it up the girls vagina and from this she turns into a wild sex craving horny robot bitch.
dude I computvajia this girl so hard last night
by biggil234 May 11, 2010
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computational purgatory

A problem whose computational complexity lies in the line between computational efficiency and computational intractability.
The set of np-complete problems are the primordial computational purgatory.
by davidfutexas August 6, 2010
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Computer around

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.
Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."
by eyyyou October 25, 2010
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