Camper

a term given to a one-night-stand who will just not leave your place the next morning even after giving them the signal it is time for them to go. A camper typically stays for an hour or more. There are 5 stages of campers and each stage gets worse.

Note to editor: I just submitted a definition with all the stages, but saw that shorter may be better. But of course, do whatever you like with both entries.

"Dude. She was definitely a stage 5 camper. After staying at my place for 3 hours after we woke up, she still would not leave. She checked her facebook on my computer, ate MY food, and even asked to start a movie. Seriously bro, I can't handle campers."

by P_tothe_J March 18, 2011

Commercial Coma

Commercial Coma-

It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.

Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?

John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.

Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?

John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...

by PandaHumor August 1, 2011

food camper

a person that enjoys the really annoying act of eating food really slowly and taking frequent brakes to chew for a long time. Makes other people want to grab the food from the person's hands and shove it out the window

Guy 1: Hey Fred, stop being a food camper and lets head over to the movies

Fred: nom... nom... nom... nom...

by dragonflyerSW March 15, 2012

Angry Camper

Were you take alot of laxatives on late Friday night going canping with you girl friend and hour later ur fucking the bitch and tell her ur 🥜 and then quickly shit all over her face!!

"I told my homie yesterday that i gave my bitch a Angry Camper"

by twinkiekikr60 May 23, 2018

Go Mobile Commerce

Allows your drunk taxi friend to take payment for services via your credit card. Before he drops you off, he'll know whether your credit card is good or not.

Frank picked Jon up from Bumpys and took him home. Jon flashed his credit card, but Frank had no idea whether the card was good. Therefore, he go mobile commerce'd it up and took payment before Jon went inside. The card was good and Frank was happy. Both Frank and Jon slept well at night.

by Big H-Bomb December 31, 2011

personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

Piles of personal employee files found in dumpster behind shuttered Commerce Township business after eviction

by anonymous March 9, 2021

camper

An SOD Member who repeatedly sits in one spot then waits for you to pop your head out to shoot you. Then when you stop running to catch your breath and shoot SODWolfPack-jr who is then shot and is called a camper by the target.

"CAN YOU SAY CAMPER"

"Dude that isnt camping your just dumb"

by ][THC][KingLaylow April 14, 2005