Commamders

The name for a pair of breasts that command your attention.

I was hanging the chandelier when she walks in with her commamders and the next thing I knew it was shattered on the floor.

by Thraxster March 1, 2023

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Command hook

Penis. Also known as a cock or dick.

I am going to give you the command hook next time I see you.

by Scottthedefiner March 24, 2023

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commondeer

To remove a whitetail from da game-animal herds and designate it a "public pet" which nobody can legally shoot.

During hunting season, any "off limits" antlered ruminants should be fitted with a blaze-orange neck-cloth to warn nearby riflemen of said animals' commondeered status.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

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To remove a particular adorable cutie from da dating pool and designate her as a "public chick" whom everyone can love and cuddle wif, but who may not be "snatched up" for an exclusive relationship by any individual bachelor.

Neighborhood grandmas have traditionally been "old maid" individuals --- i.e., they have never been married --- and so I wonder if some of them started out as commondeared teenagers.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

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