Aitken College

a school where cows live, learn, give , grow and gain. Also refered to as the "farm."

"hey mate heard that your gonna go to school at Aitken College"
"Ha Ha Say hi to the cows for me"

by thesexiestofthemall October 21, 2008

Vassar College

Founded in 1861, Vassar College is a highly selective, coeducational liberal arts college. Consistently ranked among the top liberal arts colleges in the country, Vassar is renowned for pioneering achievements in scientific research, its long history of curricular innovation, and its notoriously selective admissions process.

I was rejected from all the good schools -- Yale University, Harvard University, Vassar College, Brown University, Williams College.

by James10023 August 17, 2010

tax collector

The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.

Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Birmingham Southern College

WHAT SAMFORD WISHES THEY WERE.

Beautiful, calm place where students are really smart and work hard for what they get.

But it's true -- they have a lot of money.
No, but really. A lot.

But it's cool. They're great people and know how to PARTY HARD! After a week of working their butts off, I'd say they deserve it.

Definitely the BEST SCHOOL IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA.

Unlike Samford. Where I go. BOO!

SAMFORD KID: I HATE BIRMINGHAM SOUTHERN COLLEGE! THEY'RE SO FULL OF THEMSELVES.

UAB KID: BITCH! DON'T BE HATIN' JUST CAUSE YOUR ASS WASN'T ACCEPTED!

by SamfordSenior January 19, 2009

College Freshman Syndrome (CFS)

Directed at but not limited to any college freshman who learns something new in a class and becomes a know it all snob, advocating their knew found beliefs to everyone, rubbing it in peoples faces that they are presumably "smarter" than everyone because they learned something new. Most of the time they don't fully understand what the new information is, but they will still pass it on as their worldview.

Other varieties include: anyone who learns something new, via word of mouth, txt message, internet, 5 o'clock news, ect. and automatically that is the #1 answer in their mind, and they have an uncontrollable need to tell everyone to blindly see it their way, strictly based off of their new found knowledge.

Example 1:

Billy:" i dont believe in God"

John:"why?"

Billy:"Because it falls under the category of creationism, and as modern science can tell us, the universe was created from a big bang, and darwinism will further prove that we were evolved from monkeys...BLA BLA BLA BLA...and that they share close to our DNA...BLA BLA BLA"

John:"wow...so did your professor spoon feed you that?"

Billy:"no.... .....yes"

John:"ugh...college freshman syndrome (CFS)"

Example 2:

Margret:"we should get the tea with Echinacea, its supposed to be good for your cold"

Ana: "Actually! i heard its not all that great for you anyway, it can actually cause cancer, thats why i never drink anything with that in it."

Margret: "is this a legitimate truth or is this just CFS?"

Ana:"okay okay, i did hear it on the Tv, i don't remember where though"

by chicken hawk 104 December 29, 2010

college music

Music that the general crowd of college goers, usually Jeep driving lacrosse players, will listen to. Leans toward "alternative", and is ultimately a softened down form of radio-friendly rock music.

Dave Matthews is a yuppie and makes college music.

by Emperor May 18, 2004

colden

A hybrid of "cool" and "golden" to describe something in a favorable mannor.

I got so much ass at that party last night, it was fucking colden

by dreekle November 7, 2005