Chode

n) A penis that is wider than it is long

n) A human, typically a dude, who is short and fat at the same time.

n) A man with the name Richard. Dick is a nickname for Richard and a chode is a dick.

Remember that one president, Chode Nixon?
That kid, Jared, sure is a chode!
I am a chode, but I don't have a chode!

by thechodescarabdecoy December 10, 2015

chode

sweet music

he play chode for a living

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv123 August 6, 2011

Chode

A chode is a lad with a small fat penis

In school-

Rachel: danielle i have i total mahussive dick BTW
Danielle: yeahh, lucky you i have a chode ... JKZZZ naahh i also have a mahussive dick
Sarah: I Have a Chode ;D

by Dannzz Baillie July 6, 2010

Chode

A pubic hair.

You ought to shave your chodes dude.

by Chad December 19, 2002

chode

fat bell with fat penis with small lengh

Thats an idiot he has a chode

by 0 October 16, 2003

chode

a cigarette (in Roselle Park at least a couple yrs ago)

Bro my pack is empty, lemme bum a chode

by raSman September 1, 2004

Chode

1) The road that leads from Scrotumstown to Anusville.

2) This is merely to keep the rest of you Chodes from arguing,
a dick thats fatter than it is wide.

Eric tried to stick it to your mom when he realized that all he was hitting was a big fat Chode. (chose the meaning that you see fits best)

by Dtrick November 16, 2006