lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

empty the chili bowl

It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.

Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.

by SR&AB October 1, 2010

[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

Upside down chili cheese dog

When your partner is finished dropping a duece and you stand her/he up and you rub your penis between her legs

Let's make a upside down chili cheese dog.

by HAMiiAM July 23, 2017

netflix and chili

When you are talking about finishing leftover chili while watching your favorite show or movie on Netflix then realize what you just said.

"Hey babe, you know what I want to do with you tonight...... Netflix and chili! Oh wait, uuuhhhhh......

by Marchosias July 29, 2017

Kevin's Famous Chili

"The secret is to undercook the onions"

"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili".

by cairoan May 6, 2020

chili cookoff

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.

Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.

by Arnoldez January 11, 2009