eating chips

a code name for masturbating or jacking off

Matt was eating chips to porn.

by w234 July 14, 2006

chainsawmachinegunned

The past tense of chainsawmachinegun v. used when chainsawing the fuck out of someone while you or a friend fires multiple rounds into their fat fucking skull from an automatic weapon. Ideally the recipient of the chainsawmachinegunning was a total fucking cuntfag who had it coming since his/her fat, whorish mother squeezed the stupid, stupid dickless fuckface out of her massive and fetid vagina.

Sebastian: Hey look at that guy!
Jim: I should chainsawmachinegun em'! He'd die!
Sebastian: Wow, you sure chainsawmachinegunned him.
Jim: He's dead!
Sebastian: Goddamn...What a fucking tool.
Jim: Right?
Sebastian: Fucking useless, shit stained tool.
Jim: Bitches gotta learn.
Sebastian: Let's get in fights!

by Dankasaur April 26, 2010

Eat chips

The act of masturbation.

Comes from joke about typing with one hand while eating food, and joking about masturbating.

Man I really want to eat some chips, got morning wood.

by Ushi April 8, 2005

Cherry Chapstick

The standard flavor of chapstick, which is applied to lips to prevent them from becoming dry.

Can I borrow your cherry chapstick, my lips are dry?

by JimmyJohn15 December 6, 2021

vagina chips

potato chips

background: originated as a term to describe chips that have fallen down the front of a girl's jeans, but eventually came to mean all types of potato chips, whether they had fallen into the vagina or not.

I love those vagina chips along with my sandwich at lunch!

by Daniel March 10, 2005

chainsawfought

To fight a person or persons or animal or animals or inanimate object or objects with a "chainsaw" for the explicitly stated purpose of fighting.

Colin: I chainsawfought that Kodiak bear last week.

Rob: Dude, you did!

Colin:I chainsawfought you mom last week and she's bleeding!

Rob: No dude, thats just her period!

by Colin Dewan September 19, 2007

chapsticked

where a female takes their nipple and rubs it on someones lips in a chapstick motion

then she chapsticked me and then we had to do the do i mean come on

by Mr Davis December 27, 2007