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That guy that, if the world were fair, would be morbidly obese, but is instead about as thin as dental floss.
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
His name is derived from what everyone would refer to him as if he wasn't blessed with unprecedented supermetabolism.
His behavior is characterized by, but not limited to, eating an entire gallon of ice cream while sitting on his ass and watching TV; eating 3 bags of Doritos while sitting on his ass and watching TV; drinking several cans of Mountain Dew: Code Red while sitting on his ass and watching TV; being blinded by unwashed hair while sitting on his ass and watching TV; smoking a bowl or two while sitting on his and watching TV; and making fun of fat people while sitting on his ass and playing WoW. Seriously, anyone else would have had several heart attacks, a stroke, and colon cancer by now.
While you go to the gym, eat healthy, and play sports to obtain a good body, a Capin Tub Tubs plays WoW, ingests nothing but saturated fats, trans fats, and high fructose corn syrup, and sits around the house all day and yet manages to weigh even less than you do, despite having the same body frame.
Everyone knows at least one Capin Tub Tubs
Capin Tub Tubs - Dude I just smoked 2 bowls, ate 3 dozen donuts, and downed an entire 2 liter of Coke. I've been doing this shit for years and I haven't gained a pound.
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
Obese Person - OH GO TO HELL
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Get the capides mug.A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife
by Custardcannon August 22, 2016
Get the capital one cup mug.1. An economic hegemony that subjugates the masses;
2. A government that is ruled by either "free-market politicians," who write policies to benefit themselves or business leaders, usually at the expense of workers & the public; or by economic leaders, who operate behind-the-scenes with bribery or blackmail, i.e. crony capitalism. Or;
3. A society run solely by the free-market in the absence of government, i.e. anarcho-capitalism.
2. A government that is ruled by either "free-market politicians," who write policies to benefit themselves or business leaders, usually at the expense of workers & the public; or by economic leaders, who operate behind-the-scenes with bribery or blackmail, i.e. crony capitalism. Or;
3. A society run solely by the free-market in the absence of government, i.e. anarcho-capitalism.
"Capitalarchy: A government for stupid masochistic conservatives who like being wage slaves."
"So that Bernie Sanders guy is pissed that the capitalarchists are rigging the system in their favor."
"So that Bernie Sanders guy is pissed that the capitalarchists are rigging the system in their favor."
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