Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire

Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

god’s cabbage

The highly unused term of marijuana, typicaly used in areas founded old people

My grandma used to be a strong user of god’s cabbage when she founded Dubuque

by 🅱️aron June 18, 2018

Cabbage

Somebody who thinks that they are good, but really they are absolute dipshit garbage.

The cocky team lost the match because they ended up being a batch of cabbages.

by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017