Crisped

I Call of Duty term used to describe the ownage of a player.

Bob - "Man I just Crisped you so bad! Go freeze in a forest somewhere you noob!"

Ted - "Stfu! Haxorz!"

by UjustGOTcrisped! March 24, 2009

Crisp pasta

Pasta that is like a Cheeto puff for mallard ducks only.

Crisp pasta is crispy.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

Crisp Kringle

A man of indefinite swag. Chocolate Santa Clause with a crunch.

God damn I want to be like Crisp Kringle, he's my inspiration.

by bigballer123456789 January 16, 2011

lip crispies

When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"

by J_Creezy February 11, 2010

crisps

The English version of the American "chips"

Crisps make my mouth water.

by Kaydea June 29, 2007

crisp

means really cool or nice
has the same meaning as fresh, tight, sick, and good

KC: Damn bro ur new crewneck's really crisp!

Matt: Thanks alot bro!

by kia720 August 14, 2012

Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.

by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005