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Butthole Juice

when a guy ejaculates in someones anus and puts it in a cup to drink
Bob: I'm really thirsty.
Jeff: Lets make some butthole juice
by NoobSlammer December 12, 2011
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Butthole Sharpie

A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.

It makes rimming difficult.
"hot beaks"


"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"


"hot sharps spin tits"
by Snstr November 6, 2004
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butthead

1. A butthead is someone who is addicted to cigarettes. There are currently millions and millions of buttheads. Do not confuse with potheads.
Your a pothead. Screw you fool. Youre a butthead.
by Saurav April 14, 2006
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butthash

Street name for "Jenkem." Where one puts raw fecal matter and urine into a container to ferment, gas given off is then huffed via ballon. Know to cause hallucinogenic "highs".
Dude, I got so wasted off that stank ass Butthash!
by THE Ken McLeod December 15, 2007
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B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!
by Carrima September 15, 2011
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butthole pleasures

When a male or female receives pleasure in the area in which they deficate. There are multiple ways of doing so.
Chris McLean and Marko Babic seemed to give all the bitches in town butthole pleasures with their dipping sticks.
by Chris McLean, Marko Babic July 22, 2006
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buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.
Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.
by Compute March 19, 2009
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