Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.

Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?

by MassaRee August 9, 2008

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hamburger butthole

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef

Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.

by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010

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Buttonhook

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"

I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"

by Prime Time April 12, 2005

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Butthole Magic

Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.

Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!

Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee

ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic

Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!

by TERDNUGENT August 26, 2013

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