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bus hands

Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!

Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.

Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
mugGet the bus handsmug.

Bindi Bus

Bindi Bus - A small van or subcompact car capable of holding six or more terrorists or filled to the brim with explosives & nuclear materials. A suicide vehicle used as the delivery system for the explosives.
A van used in desert communities as a replacement for cammels. It has been known to have bell's mounted as a warning system in Arabic nations.
Bindi bus, Jingle bus, cammel car.
Hey Aknod, drive the bindi bus to the building & you will be rewarded with 60 virgins. Give me a call once you are there.
Fisal , bring the bindi to the mosque & we will load it with many gifts.
by complexed September 11, 2010
mugGet the Bindi Busmug.

School Bus

There everywhere(those school bus things)...... There trying to take over the world and bring you to hell! (Watch out)
mugGet the School Busmug.

Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things
Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.
by Matt-fu January 29, 2009
mugGet the Short Busmug.

bendy bus

Fare dodgers' transport of choice in London. Replaced the legendary Routemaster which was faster, safer for cyclists & pedestrians, cheaper to buy & run, more fun, an icon for London etc etc. Nice one Ken!!
Jesus that bendy bus has squashed that cyclist
The effing bendy bus has got stuck and clogged up Islington
by SLJ December 10, 2008
mugGet the bendy busmug.

bu-ta

Butter cooked with marijuana and refrigerated to make sticks.
My mom pre-made several sticks of bu-ta to use in the chicken pot pie.
by MamasitaSVB April 24, 2009
mugGet the bu-tamug.

skool bus

When someone is being dumb and trying to make the word school bus cool. Never tell some one you take the "skool bus" they will laugh.
Yeah I take the "skool bus".

You loser it's school bus...you're an idiot.
by BusesNO1 May 3, 2006
mugGet the skool busmug.

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