Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.

Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???

Bedtime Brownie Bandit by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025

Indiana Brownie

A sexual act of involving two people in which the receiver puts in a buttplug and takes laxatives. Before they're about to shit, a tray is placed underneath their ass, and the giver penetrates them until the receiver shits everywhere. The diarrhea is then used in the recipe for a brownie, with frosting made of jizz and piss from the giver. The brownie is then baked, and eaten by the participating individuals

Jim: Mary told me she wanted to make an Indiana Brownie with me, do you know what that is?
Smith: Get the fuck out of that relationship

Indiana Brownie by John Kankle January 20, 2026

Chocolate Brownie Shake

When you shit on the chest of a woman who’s actively lactating

this single mom i’m fucking with let me give her a chocolate brownie shake

Chocolate Brownie Shake by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean February 25, 2026

Cold brownie

Kinda of line a cold shoulder, but more of a hint

I have him the cold brownie but he didn't leave until late

Cold brownie by Grasshopper2675 April 24, 2026

cosmic brownie

its when you shit in an aliens mouth, either an illegal, or the space kind

"yeah im fucking with an illegal, earlier i gave her a cosmic brownie"
"yeah i flew in space, and i met this freaky ass alien, yeah i gave her a cosmic brownie"

cosmic brownie by SosaGreenworks1900 May 23, 2026

Butting the Brownie 

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.

"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."

Butting the Brownie by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014

Drop a brownie

To defecate, do a poo!

*knock on the bathroom door*

I'll be a while, I have to drop a brownie!

Drop a brownie by kez1984 July 13, 2015