Going british

Sudden misplaced kindness towards people

I was bullying a mate together with Zulu last night, and all of a sudden he started going british and ruining it

by Kuntphug February 26, 2020

British Bulldog

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.

Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!

by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020

British Snow

Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.

Me and the family went out to enjoy the British Snow, sadly we came home dirty, wet and cold.

by Stoner24/7 March 5, 2011

British

Adjective
the worst kind of “human” to ever exist

“I hate the British.”
“I can’t wait until the British die out”

by cool.swag.boy.24 October 9, 2023

British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.

John gave me a British desert the other day.

by zepoopenfarten October 18, 2023

international British accent day

✿ | 26 October

✿ | the day where everyone speaks in their best, fanciest British accent. even if it's mockery or inaccurate, who cares? let's appreciate our brits!

✿ | little conversational example:

“How do you celebrate international British accent day?”
“By making a British accent, duh!”
“How do you make the accent?”
“Google is exis’ing very fine, ol’ chap, I can’t be your Google forever...”
“Oh! I see”

by diinosaurr_ October 25, 2023

British butter

"Slang for British anal lube. References the tap water quality in London, often compared in color to peanut butter due to the high amounts of excrement in its contents."

I would use you like some British butter boy.

by Mutherfackindawg November 12, 2023