Brad

Is the crazy rediculous kid on the high school cross country/ track and field team that tries so hard to be cool and likes to try to get with everyone on the team; kisses people whose name rhymes with smaylor smalleta; stalks you while you walk home so you have to walk into strangers backyards so he thinks you live there; likes to come up to you in the hallway at school and rub his hand all over your shoulder and say 'HEY GUYS WHATS UP?!'; tells off the smartest kid in school when the smart kid is just trying to give him girl advice so he says 'you dont get any girls, so ill listen to everyone thats trying to make me look stupid'; steals smaylor smalleta's hoodie and wears it trying to act like he is b.a!; has creepy facial hair that grows everywhere like he is part wolf; has in IQ of 6; creeps behind everyone at practice; has a butt buddy!; rides in the coach's car; says he can run 5k in 18 minutes when really its 18 hours!

'Brad! i'm telling you! dont ask her out! she is going to tell you no! he is giving you bad advice to make you look stupid!' said the smart kid.
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!

by Xcgirliegirlss! March 19, 2010

Braden

braden: A short, annoying, funny looking queer that thinks he's a ladies man because he holds money in his profile pictures and doesn't leave girls alone even when they threaten to get bigger and stronger guys to kick them in the balls.

Random girl: Braden, go away, no one likes you!
**Runs away screaming.
Braden: Hehe, she totally digs me.

by lolcatz!!!!!!!1 December 11, 2010

Tamer Brad

Tamer Brad is a person who is that much more awesome than you. His style is unique, and many arrogant bastards call it gay. He wears makeup and dark colours, but in no way is gothic because Black and Blue are his favourite colours. Also Purple, so you may come to think that he is a bit more feminine than most other guys. He acts feminine for fun at times and that adds to his style. He is extremely smart and can prove his comments in a debate. If he loses the arguement, he can understand, but of course, this happens rarely. He is a big fan of Gackt, but does not strive to become a copy of him because Brad understands that he should be himself. He can be a bastard at times, but of course, again, he admits it. Brad is sexy and I am probably wrong about quite a bit of this, but nonetheless, hopefully, close to the truth.

BRAD IS SEXY because he is unique, good looking, and has the personality to back it all up.

by Kouji Wada December 15, 2004

scooter brad

a fucking cut and deserves to die

scooter brad deserves to die

by aiden mcdodole February 1, 2018

Bradass

the not so fresh feeling experienced in you short shorts during a hot humid day or following a poor culinary decision.
AKA: swampass, crotch rot, stankbutt

Man, I had 50 hot wings and a case of PBR last night and now I have a wicked case of bradass.

Sitting outside at this NASCAR race for 6 hours in mid-July really flares up my bradass

by tricktickler May 15, 2009

Tamer Brad

Totally awesome. Also, not Goldilocks.

Brad is always more correct than anyone else, making him completely and 100% awesome. One time, I said something, and he said "WRONG!" and his total sheer brilliance created a wave of ninjas that kicked my ass.

by Tamer Brad (that's right) December 14, 2004

Tamer Brad

A Canadian teenager often persecuted for being honest and speaking his mind. Often persecuted for being correct, and making sure the idiots he may be correcting get the point loud and clear so that it doesn't happen again, which can make him seem unecessarily direct. But it works. When he goes too far, he apologizes which is also often misinterpreted.
The best way to deal with Brad is to act like a normal person who can use correct spelling and grammar, he simply asks that you don't be an asshole and don't type like you have the intelligence of a fruit fly on crack.

Agreed, not Goldilocks.

by Tail December 15, 2004