Eggs Benedict 

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

Eggs Benedict by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

bonde 

to be one with the mooses and rauks, a farm boi.

putte yells 'bonde' to johan!

bonde by jakais May 4, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI 

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.

Pope Benedict XVI, welcome to power.

Pope Benedict XVI by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005

eggs benedict 

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

eggs benedict by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006

Benedict XVI 

Benedict XVI: only the latest gay man to play the part of Pope.
Displays common symptoms of the closeted homosexual, namely rabid homophobia.

That Benedict XVI? HELLO, flamer or what?
Few hail Mary as earnestly as Benedict XVI.
Have you SEEN the way Benedict XVI walks? Talks? Genuflects?

Benedict XVI by matta April 3, 2007

Benedict 

An English guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. Someone you shouldn't hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.

I found him kissing with someone else that wasn't his girlfriend. He is such a Benedict.

Benedict by anonimous34927 September 26, 2010

Benedick 

1. Any man who is a fan of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
2. The masculine equivalent of the phrase Cumberbitch.

I am a proud Benedick.
Do you know what these guys are called? Benedicks.

Benedick by TheTimeTraveller December 22, 2018