A semi-promised blowjob from a significant other that results in nothing beyond feeling more stressed and frustrated than you were before
by AK Urban Definitions June 1, 2022
Get the reiki blowjobmug. The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.
#1
Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
#2
"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
#2
"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
by New Cancer July 13, 2012
Get the blowjob redmug. by Finley Is A Hoe December 5, 2019
Get the Titty Blowjobmug. Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022
Get the Blowjob Derbymug. Also known as, The Serpentine Suckoff. It is the action of two men, preferably bromosexuals, driving in a car when the passenger begins to suck off the driver. The passenger must assume the position of leaning over and putting his face in his partner's lap while still keeping his ass planted into the seat. The driver leans overtop of the passenger while receiving a blowjob and begins to suck off the passenger. This creates a hot mess of two men twisted together and sucking each other off.
The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.
The name originates off the perspicuous personality of the Babylonians.
Driver - "Bro this 2 hour drive to Charleston is going to be boring as fuck."
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"
Passenger - "Yeah dude, how about we throw together a Babylonian Blowjob."
Driver - "Fuck yeah I thought you'd never ask!"
by PolioSweg420 September 14, 2014
Get the Babylonian Blowjobmug. The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.
That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff
by the grid iron gang bang March 29, 2015
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Get the APEX blowjobmug.