On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.
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Get the jellyfish blowjobmug. Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.
Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.
by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022
Get the Blowjob Derbymug. The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.
#1
Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
#2
"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."
Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."
#2
"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
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