Male Refrigerator Blindness

The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.

Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.

by Annobal August 10, 2010

Blind Sauce

The type of cum needed to perform a "Bernie Madoff"

Just blind sauce that bitch and take her money!

If you don't wabt all of your money taken you better avoid getting blind sauce in your eyes.

by usdeees June 28, 2011

to turn a blind eye

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it

I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!

by worterbuch February 15, 2015

Booty Blinded (BB)

Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.

Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...

by Tim Galliger January 14, 2011

Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

by HI IM JAKE February 21, 2011

blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

by ihavetotakeapoop October 02, 2005

Blind Gina Syndrome

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.

I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

by Nathan J. Cooper September 16, 2007