Happy Pre-lated Birthday

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.

Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!

Happy Pre-lated Birthday by Kevin D'Andrade October 2, 2007

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Half-birthday

a day approximately six months before or after the real anniversary of a person's birth. Typically celebrated by people who feel they are twice as important as everyone else or people who want to get more presents by coming up with a lame excuse.

Hey, Roshni's half-birthday is tomorrow, she's turning 21 1/2, should be get her something?

No - because it's a made up thing.

Half-birthday by Da Zhong October 11, 2011

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Brazilian Birthday Party

A train of anal sexing. Usually occurring on ones birthday.

We gave Laura a Brazilian birthday party last night, she loved it.

Brazilian Birthday Party by Band of bros December 21, 2013

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happy birthday raven

A vine that I overuse. also a person who can't swim and for some reason, it's not their birthday

happy birthday raven (example) happy birthday raven! IT`S NOT MY BIRTHDAY AND MY NAME IS NOT RAVEN!

happy birthday raven by -0w0- November 14, 2019

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facebook birthday test

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.

Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL

facebook birthday test by BLULUp February 6, 2012

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Crappy Birthday

Something a grinch says

Crappy birthday, bitch!

Crappy Birthday by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

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it's your birthday

A term of encouragement often used to drunkenly encourage equally intoxicated acquaintances. Rarely used on the subject of encouragement's actual birthdate. Commonly preceeded by "Go (name)" and occasionally followed by, "no it's not, go anyway" when spoken by those in the 8-13 year old age bracket (who are hopefully not drunk).

"Look, Susan's about to dance on the bar!"

"Go Susan, it's your birthday!"

it's your birthday by Birthday Girl March 25, 2004

Word of the Day on August 26, 2012

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