Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

slima beans

Nasty, stinky, sweaty balls.

Go wash your Slima Beans before we go out tonight.

by Ccizz August 2, 2023

season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.

While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?

by toiletjocky February 28, 2015

cheesy green beans

A famous dish among those of larger stature, (Obese) and that also like to ride unicycles. Their family is usually large as well or very poor, as this meal is extremely easy to prepare and fattening.

"Marge, grab a can of green beans from the store, we can just use my toe jam in place of the cheese, I'm craving some cheesy green beans."

by Pseudonymous Poorson November 28, 2016

Goober's beans

To have excruciating pain or endure great suffering.

He came back with goober's beans last night. (He came back with excruciating pain last night.)

by Goobers-beans January 1, 2018

roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them

Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans

by ispillthingz February 22, 2018