1. A few hours after eating a hefty high fiber meal, one might experience a crap so bad that toilet paper does not serve it's purpose in terms of thickness nor area. Common symptoms would be the continual wiping until blood is on the toilet paper, or that so much toilet paper is in the bowl that no brown areas could be seen, except maybe skid marks. Other means must be sought out for cleaning the affected area, namely use of a beach towel.
by DenisLearyIsGod October 26, 2005
amazing beach with stupid sluts who got dragged off the beach during the day because they were too drunk to function. And family fights, not a pretty sight.
person1- Hey have you been to silver beach?
person2- yeah some meghan girl got carried off the beach
person1- too drunk to function?
person2- how did you know?
person1- that is all they are there!
person2- yeah some meghan girl got carried off the beach
person1- too drunk to function?
person2- how did you know?
person1- that is all they are there!
by heydood043 January 27, 2011
A time of excessive alcohol use and/or narcotic abuse which can be ruined by a single evil person with nothing else better to do but bitch and moan about how everyone else is always wrong and how telivison and people are evil.
A.K.A-Beach Mania
A.K.A-Beach Mania
Random Person number 1:Gee golly Beach Madness is gonna be fun!
Random Person Number 2:I bet you it sucks cause the witch is going to be there.....
Random Person Number 2:I bet you it sucks cause the witch is going to be there.....
by Random Person3 June 27, 2006
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Long Beach is a pretty cool place on Long Island, NY. It's not a wannabe Cali city.. its a unique place in itself. The kids are preppy jews, gangstas (spanish and black.. and even some wiggers) and then theres the christians who are the coolest in the bunch. Long Beach ppl surf and drink under the boardwalk and a lot of them smoke a healthy dose of marijuana. However, the fun ends with summer.. bc the climate is NY. Winter in Long Beach basically, blows.
by whaaaaaat September 26, 2005
When a large fat woman goes so long without sex that she'd physically dried up.
Like a beached whale!
Like a beached whale!
"Dude, your moms a total beached whale"
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
"She gets more than you know.."
"From who?!?!"
"You don't want to know.."
by GAVIN ELMO September 26, 2008
I was hungover after last night so I had my beach monkey set up my chairs and umbrellas for me today.
by babalang October 15, 2018