by yohoho29 December 11, 2009
Get the all your base are belong to us mug.Having sex to the point where you are so sore you can't move, then forcing yourself on top of your partner and bouncing up and down.
1st guy: "Dude I got to 50th base last night"
2nd guy: "I thought I heard you two screaming, but I had no idea."
1st guy: "Yeah I can't feel my junk now."
2nd guy: "I thought I heard you two screaming, but I had no idea."
1st guy: "Yeah I can't feel my junk now."
by Newlemming October 18, 2008
Get the 50th base mug.To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006
Get the Living room baseball mug.Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^
by bdson1993 October 30, 2009
Get the don't base your schedule around me mug.to be based is to have a blood pH above the upper end of the normal range, which is 7.45. The opposite of this would be to be acidified.
by Chadgtnz June 1, 2021
Get the based mug.by Cumconut October 12, 2022
Get the based mug.A special, and very unique man-boy that hails from the Sugarland Run area of Sterling, VA. He is always seen wearing a baseball uniform and riding a different, defunct bike, usually multiple times daily. He seems to be everywhere, at all times. He is usually carrying a 44 oz. Big Gulp, which he likes to feed to your dogs. Likes to claim that he is a masseuse, and will gladly provide a massage to the ladies, free of charge, of course.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.
As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.
If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.
He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
by valhegen June 19, 2017
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