brandon 

my boyfriend. the most perfect person in the world. i love him so much it’s not even funny anymore. he has a big dick too

i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)

brandon by ur mum lol 69420 February 21, 2021

brandon 

some guy you would meet thats pretty self centered honestly. really only cares abt himself and lets his horny ass get in the way of every conversation. if hes sexually attracted to you (which lets be real, would be anyone since he needs to apparently get out his horny shit) RUN. he will just manipulate you into doing the deed, or he will think about doing the deed with you.

random girl hes attracted too: hey brandon
brandon: i had a sex dream about u
random girl: oh...

brandon by ayooooooooooo July 29, 2021

Brandon 

Back Flip Fail!

Brandon ,Jumping off of a table in tech and landing on your head! :P

Brandon by x ML_1996 x December 14, 2010

Brandon 

I guy who has a huge dick but is not worth shit . He's the player type and he's a total cheater . He think everything is a game .

Brandon is an asshole

Brandon by BoyWouldYou March 13, 2017

Brandon 

Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.

S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"

Brandon by TEH GUHY September 25, 2010

brandon 

He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling

Brandons cool and chill

brandon by i dont know May 20, 2015

brandon 

A complete and total douchebag
Only wants girls for sex
Wont care about anyone's feelings except for his own

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BRANDON!?

brandon by Zugzwang716 February 28, 2016