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Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.
"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"
by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017
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Blowjob Day

On October 9th all girlfriends must give their boyfriends bowjobs without exceptions. If your girl does not do this you are entitled to 5 free blowjobs whenever you want.
Girl: Hey it’s national blowjob day, lie down

Boy: Guess it is
by Bigblacksock69420 October 6, 2020
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APEX blowjob

Giving your man a blowjob while he’s in a heated game of APEX.
you cant make it to skull town without that apex blowjob
by Emoney772 April 6, 2019
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Blowjob day

On April 28th your girlfriend needs to give you a really good blowjob till you cum in her mouth and she can’t say no.
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Marmite blowjob

The act of squeezing marmite onto the bush of a penis and slopping that knob.
Hey Cathy, we ran out of toast so how about a Marmite blowjob instead bitch?
by endamode October 26, 2018
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jellyfish blowjob

A jellyfish blowjob is the act of sucking a dude off and tasing his testicals. Or a jellyfish can be used to do this however the pain can last much longer than tasing the testicals.
Hey Morgan do you want a jellyfish blowjob
by I eat booty May 25, 2018
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Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.
by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018
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